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State Of The Union: Deep Twitter Thoughts on SOTU
Before the State Of The Union
- kthalps: guys, the only way obama can repeal dont ask dont tell is if we dont ask dont tell. so shut up abt it. duh!
State Of The Union Starts
kthalps: I guess we'll have accept third-place "I do not accept
second-place for the United States of America." -Barack Obama.#SOTU
#Union address
- kthalps: joe biden blinks a lot. Nancy Pelosi barely blinks. Between the two of them, they blink at an average rate. #SOTU
- kthalps: did Joe Biden & Nancy Pelosi coordinate wearing
purple (tie and suit, respectively)? And was that a reference 2 shades
of blue/red = purple - kthalps: looks like America is united by collective desire to punish banks!
- kthalps: u know Sandra Sotomayor had 2 use all self control 2 not slap Alito for saying "not true" #SOTU
- kthalps: I wrote Sandra Sotomayor intentionally. I was honoring O'Conner 4 opening door for female judges like Sonia. DUH!
After SOTU
- kthalps: Chris Matthews' comments about forgetting Obama was black was so Matthewsian. #sotu
McDonnell Response
- kthalps: Where did the Republicans find the three black people to stand behind Bob McConnell? #SOTU
- kthalps: why does the asian guy in glasses behind mcconnell keep nodding? It's like he's a bobble head #SOTU
- kthalps: sorry, make that mcdonnel. all white names look the same to me
- kthalps:i think "we welcome ur ideas on facebook and twitter" was not a joke. But audience laughed. Awks
- kthalps: oh snap! McConnel's daughter was in the army. Can't say
that about Sasha or Malia, can you Barack Obama! Boooyakashah! #SOTU
response - kthalps: oh nice! McDonnel is advocating torture! "foreign terror suspect given same rights as U.S. citizen" I love it when Republicans get rt to the point #SOTU response
- kthalps: did they build this set especially for McDonnel's speech? #SOTU response
Commentary after SOTU & response
- kthalps: my mom on Anthony Weiner: "He was
never married b4? Katie, find me a picture of his girlfriend online"
#SOTU #thingsmymomsays - kthalps: david Axelrod needs to brush his eyebrows. They got all hot & bothered during #SOTU
Joe Biden Explains Rick Warren Choice: "This Is a Time to Reach Out." Not Reach Around.
Joe Biden is never at a loss for words. Clearly this former stutterer is making up for lost time. So when George Stephanopoulos asked Biden why Obama had chosen Warren--a man who compares homosexuality to incest and pedophelia--to deliver the invocation, Biden got right to the point:
"Well, look, Barack Obama, candidate Obama, Senator Obama, President-elect Obama [JUST SO WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE ON WHICH BARACK OBAMA I'M TALKING ABOUT] has a--a stellar and outspoken record in support of equality for all Americans, including gay and lesbian Americans. But he also has made a judgment--I think correctly--that in order to heal the wounds of this country and move this country forward so we get out of this--this--this mindset overstated of red and blue and the like--that he was going to reach out, he was going to reach out...this is a time to reach out [NOT REACH AROUND.]"
This prudish position is somewhat surprising coming from a man who once waxed romantic about spending time with men in foxholes:
"I've been in these foxholes with these kids, literally in bunkers with them. Let me tell you something, nobody asked anybody else whether they're gay in those foxholes. Our allies--the British, the French, all our major allies--gays openly serve. I don't know the last time an American soldier said to a backup from a Brit, 'Hey, by the way, let me check. Are you gay? Are you straight?' This is ridiculous."
Joe Biden: Ten Times More Boneable than Sarah Palin
The media is drooling over Sarah the beauty queen, not Palin the politician. They are focusing on her rack record, not her track record. This is sexist, salacious, and distracting. The media is moving the national conversation away from the more the issues that really affect the American people. Namely, Palin lacks the experience, preparation, and insight to lead this country. And, perhaps more importantly, Joe Biden is infinitely more boneable than Sarah Palin. Biden is the real VPILF.
Here are five moves that make Joe Biden much more qualified to be the VPILF, and if needs be, the PILF of the United States:
1) The Biden jazzy lunge. Joe Biden broke out an amazing jazzercize move from the stage on Thursday night. There are sometimes when words are inadequate. After Obama's speech, there was nothing to say. There was only something to lung.
2) He's a smoo-oo-oo-ooth talker. Joe was a used to stutter as a child. In all fairness, I would be too if my first word (mom) was Catherine Eugenia Finnegan Biden. But this stutterer-recoverer outgrew his condition and is making up for lost time. He'll wow, shock, and sweet talk you for hours and hours on end.
3) His still does the "speechless and breathless" with his wife. In July Biden said "I'd rather be at home making love to my wife" than run for President. And at the top of his speech accepting the VP nomination, Biden thanked "my wife Jill, the only one who leaves me breathless and speechless at the same time." 'Nuff said.
4) The Al Sharpton Do. Joe Biden is the only candidate to even think about copying Al Sharpton's hair style. Not only does he pull off the Sharptonian coif, he rocks it better than the preacher himself.
5) He loves him mama but he's no sissy. Joe has that rare lover AND fighter je ne sais quois that is rare and that drives the ladies crazy (I speak from experience.) During his VP nomination acceptance speech in Denver, Biden told the crowd "When I got knocked down by guys bigger than me, [my mother] sent me back out and demanded that I bloody their nose so I could walk down that street the next day." A macho mama's boy. HOT!
