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Piper Palin: I Hate Myself For Loving You!

Huff Po has this slide show of Piper Palin. She really is too cute. She was really cute when she spat down Trig's cowlick. Haha, i didn't even realize the pun. Anyway, my favorite photo here is where she has her hands on her mom's butt. It's really cute. I feel really bad. I don't want Sarah Palin to turn her into a Bristol or Sarah. I want to adopt her! Maybe I'll start a movement. Oh, I also like the seal skin blanket photo, which reminds me of when I was a kid and would jump on my seal skin blanket. And I like the photo where she's petting Levi. I added text to the captions.

WHERE IS SARAH'S UPPER LIP?

YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ON PIPER'S BAD SIDE I CAN IMAGINE HER SAYING THAT: "YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET ME MAD. DO YOU KNOW WHO MY MOTHER IS? YOU ARE SOOOO FIRED"

YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST SEAL SKIN BLANKET JUMP (I'M NOT JOKING-- THAT'S REALLY A SEAL SKIN BLANKET)

PIPER (@ RNC) HELPS LEVI GET INTO CLEAN CUT CHARACTER AND EMBRACE HIS NEW WARDROBE. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS CUT OFF, HIS PHANTOM MULLET STILL ITCHES HIS NECK.

PIPER IS LIVING THE DREAM. LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM. LIVING EVERY AMERICAN MAN'S DREAM

OH MY GOD! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!

"MOM. I WANT A JAUNTY CAP! STAT!"

PIPER WAS SNOW WHITE FOR HALLOWEEN. BUT NOT VERY CONVINCING. THEY SHOULD HAVE DIED HER HAIR BLACK. THEY DIED IT MULTI-COLORED (SEE ABOVE.)

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The Palin Doctrine: You Pay for Your Rape Kit, I'll Pay for my Tanning Bed

Sarah Palin was ambushed by Charlie Gibson with a gotcha question about the Bush Doctrine. Well, maybe Palin isn't an expert on the current president's doctrine, but, as her hero Virginia Woolf would have it, the governator has a doctrine of one's own, the Palin Doctrine, which strikes a balance between governmental largess and governmental neglect. Under said doctrine, for example, the government will pay for basic necessities such as installing a tanning bed in the Governor's mansion. We all know a depressed Governor makes a depressed state, and nothing gets rid of Seasonal Anxiety Disorder better than a fake tan. So Palin was acting with the economic and emotional wellbeing of Alaska in mind, when she had a tanning bed installed in her house. As the women of Wasilla know, however, the Palin doctrine doesn't rejects government hand-outs such as rape kits. During Palin's mayorlty, women were stuck with the tab for their forensic exams, which range from $300 to $1,200. Palin refuses to perpetuate the endless cycle of rape-victim welfare. By paying for rape kits, the government would be rewarding people who break their abstinence-only pledges, which, as we all know, are sacred to the entire Palin family, especially Bristol. But by charging rape victims, the government encourages women to keep their purity pledges to their fathers. Plus the expense, makes women think twice about crying wolf, thus helping to reduce Alaska's per capita rape rate, which stands among the highest in our great nation.