Palin Biden debate

And I thought last week's debate was laden with homo-eroticism. Well, the sexual tension at the VP debate last night was so thick, you could drill it with a drill. Could Palin and Biden share a sordid side-- and a sexual history? Who could blame Sarah for falling for Biden's charms? He is, after all, the real VPILF. (See the Biden Bonability story I broke.) It may be an Obama/Biden versus McCain/Palin race. But last night we got served a steaming hot Biden/Palin sandwich, on the side. Here are the best sexually charged inappropriate moments of the debate.

1. Pre-Debate Foreplay starts with role play. Palin asks, "can I call you Joe?"
2. They've spiced up the dynamic with a butch/fem role reversal in which Sarah's lapel is ten times the size of Biden's. The Topsy Tail Palin rocks adds a high school girl je ne sais quois.
3. Palin tries to make Joe Biden jealous by blowing audience. She blows them a kiss and will engage in heavy winking throughout the night.
4. Biden flirts back hot and heavy "you can call me Joe"
5. Joe opens debate by alluding to their tried and true sexual compatibility and chemistry: "It is a pleasure to be with you"
6. Biden refers to the bi-curious tendencies he and Obama share, which include bipartisan "reach arounds." [Obama] "reached across the aisle to Dick...Lugar, a Republican."
7. Palin chastises Joe for being a bad boy and messing up her motto: "The chant is "drill, baby, drill" [not drill, drill, drill]
8. Palin tries to drive Biden crazy with desire and jealousy, describing how McCain "pushed hard" during "the surge."

Tomorrow I'm blogging the VP Debate for 23/6! So go to 23/6 at 8:30 and read while you watch.

Palin Party: Liveblogging the VP Debate

Welcome to 23/6's Palin Party! Starting Thursday at 8:30p ET, 23/6 writers Stephen Sherrill, Bob Powers, Laurie Kilmartin; and 23/6 bloggers Jake Goldman, Lauren Kirchner, John Marshall, Katie Halper, Duncan Quirk, and Sean Carman will give you up-to-the-minute commentary as this site's 9/11 incarnate, Sarah Palin, debates Joe Biden.

Play the Palin drinking game. Every time Sarah modifies "United States" with "of America," drink a shot of Stoli, which is made in the country you can see from Alaska.