Public Option

The Health Care vote in the house was close. And it still needs to pass the Senate. Poor branding, such as the term Public Option, didn't help the cause.  But it's not too late to win the support of  Republican enemies and the Teabaggers who control them.  I submit  a list of re-branding alternatives that will have Obamacare foes supporting health care reform faster than you can say Death Panels! Vote on which one will have the Teabaggers Teabagging for reform.

The Private Option 
The Keep the Government out of my Medicare/ Medicaid Option 
• The Eternal Life Panels Option
• The "This Option Kills Commies" Option 
• The "This Option Defeats Gay Marriage" Option 
• The "This Option makes a magical wall that keeps out the illegal aliens" Option 
• The "Let's Trivialize the Holocaust by Comparing it to Health Care Reform" Option 
• The WWBMW (What Would Baby Maddie Weawy Weawy Want) Option 

Like my fellow American patriots, I refuse to sit by while the Nazi Marxist President sends storm troops of Dr Mengeles to pull the plug on millions of grannies. Just keep out of our persona lives. My health care is my business and it's between me myself and I(nsurance companies.) Up until yesterday, I was telling the government to stay out of my granny's Medicare, which works just fine, thank you very much. But I recently learned that Medicare is actually government provided, public-option program (they're a sly, wily and sneaky bunch of Jews, they are.) And, because I'm no hypocrite, I'm putting my money where my mouth is and un-enrolling Granny from Medicare. If Medicare spreads to younger people, I will reject all benefits. My fellow Americans who say no to government takeover of our lives and organs, won't you please join me in my boycott of government funded health insurance? Sign the NO PUBLIC OPTION pledge!

For those of us on Medicare or with a family member on Medicare:

I ______
oppose the Nazi-Communist infiltration of my personal life via Medicare, and thus reject all Medicare benefits for myself and my family.

For those of us on state-run health programs:
I ________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration of our personal lives via Medicaid and such (low-income programs often going by innocent-sounding names like Healthy Citizen, Health Plus, Family Health, etc) and thus reject benefits from such programs for myself and my family.

For those of us on VA healthcare or with loved ones on VA healthcare:
I ___________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration of our personal lives via VA healthcare, and thus reject VA benefits for myself and/or my family members.

For Congressmen and Senators opposed to the public option:
I ____________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration of our personal lives, and thus reject the health insurance provided to me by the U.S. government .

LET'S NOT STOP WITH ILLNESS-RIGHTS

It is not enough to say no to the government's control of our illness-related rights. We must stop government takeovers wherever they exist, from sea to sea, from shore to shore. If not us, then who? If not now, then when?

Look for our next series of pledges.

For now, consider signing this one, which applies to all of us.

I ____________
oppose the Nazi-Communist government infiltration into my transit freedoms and thus
refuse to drive on county, state, or inter-state highways.