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The Week in Headlines

Bat-s*&^ crazy, right-wing wingbats stop denying the holocaust so that they can liken it to federally funded health care.

The bad news: Honduran deal falls apart. The good news: little disappointment in the United States as nobody
knew/cared about deal/Honduras in the first place

New Jersey chooses fat over bald.

Israel's rejection of U.N. approval of Goldstone's Gaza Report prompts allegations of antisemitism

Right Wing claims Fort Hood shooter is Joe Biden

5 Things Americans Need to Know About Obama the Elitist Muslim

Expert economist and seasoned diplomat* Jon Voight isn't the only one on to the "fellow who's bringing us to chaos and socialism." All you have to do is look at Obama's trip to the Middle East to see his darker, more Muslimer, elitister, and inexperienceder side.

Obama is such an elitist, he makes his staff ride camels. Guess there's no room for them in his Prius.

Obama is so experienced and inappropriate, he thinks it's ok for Hillary Clinton to pretend to be a mime outside of a Mosque.

Michelle wore a scarf around her neck when in Paris. The floral foulard may look innocent, but it's just a tug and wrap away from being a full on Muslim head scarf and a pattern away from a Rachael Ray Keffiyah.

In his speech in Cairo, Obama demonstrated a frighteningly intimate familiarity with esoteric ins and outs of Islam [he knows that their holy book is called the Koran] which is basically solid proof that Obama "may still be a Muslim."

Obama displayed his fluency in the language of the Koran when he chatted effortlessly [said "thank you" in Arabic] in Arabic with the King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. But was "thank you" really what he said? How do we know Obama isn't sending secret socialist-Islamist messages to Muslims in front of our very ears? Unfortunately, we'll never know, since we fired all our gay translators (don't ask/ don't translate), which was still worth it.

The Week in Headlines

In An Effort To Reach Out, Hillary Clinton Accepts Iran's Invitation To Attend A Sold-Out

Public Stoning

 

Republicans Oppose Obama's Plan To Appoint First Presidential A Cappella Group

 

Obama Asks Health And Human Services Nominee Kathleen Sebelius To Talk To Malia

and Sasha About "The Birds and Bees Stuff"

 

Obama And Biden Surprise Teddy Kennedy Aith An "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"

Duet At His Birthday Bash

This Week in Captions

President's Mother-In-Law Says Stimulus Package Isn't Good Enough; Wishes President Were More Of A Provider

 

Kathleen Sebelius Adopts Late-Term Fetus To Appease Pro-Life Critics

 

GOP Prints "Bobby 'Macaca' Jindal 2012" Bumper Stickers

 

Europe Denies That It No Longer Exists

This week in headlines and photos (slide show)

 Check it out on Huffington Post here

"Critics Dismiss Obama's Bipartisanship as a Phase He'll Grow Out Of After A Few Years Of Experimenting."