Women for McCain: You've Seen the Video, Now Sign the McCain Loyalty Oath!

If you're a woman for McCain, please take a moment to watch this video and sign the following McCain Loyalty Oath for Women. [If you are not for McCain, but know a woman who is, please direct her to this page.] Only sign the pledge if you really can committ to it. If you can't sign it, please refrain from voting or vote for Obama. If you can sign it, you're either self loathing, misguided, or are extremely rich and suboordinate your rights to the tax break you would be getting under a McCain presidency. So you should have no problem signing. Please sign in the comments section or here http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Women4McCain/

Sincerely,

Katie

The McCain Loyalty Oath for Women

I _______________ pledge to support John McCain and Sarah Palin. I agree to do all I can do to get them elected the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain's...

• fight to overturn Roe v. Wade and my right to choose.
• statement (on his own website) that "Roe v. Wade is a flawed decision that must be overturned"
• dismissal of the [bunny ears/ quote] "health of the mother" [bunny ears/ end quote]
• fight against equal pay for men and women.
• opposition to providing low-income and uninsured women and families with health care services ranging from breast and cervical cancer screening to birth control.
• opposition to sex education and support of abstinence-only education.
• opposition to making birth control be covered by insurance 
• support of having Viagra be covered by insurance
• endorsement of women's rights more "in theory" than in practice.
• pet name for his wife.

I vow to suport Sarah Palin's

• policy as mayor to have rape victims pay for their own rape kits
• opposition to abortion even in cases of rape and incest
• support of (the obviously effective) abstinence only and fight against sex-ed

Sarah Palin's 

As a woman I promise to apply McCain's principles to my own life and vow to...

• call myself and my female friends the C word
• never get an abortion even if I am raped
• never allow my daughter to get an abortion even if she is raped
• use airquotes any time I mention "the health of the mother"
• not use contraceptives.
• drink bleach so I don't catch HIV and drink Mountain due so I don't get pregnant.
• give back part of my salary to male coworkers.
• not vote, but pursue education and encourage my father/husband/brother male friends to vote for McCain.

Once McCain is elected, I will continue to support him and I will not complain about my losing my right to choose, and other reproductive freedoms. And I will continue to refrain from pursuing equality for women.

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