18 ways Jews ended the War on Christmas and help us celebrate the holiday

Cast of the film 'White Christmas'
Cast of the film ‘White Christmas’

As a Christmas-Tree Jew, I like Christmas just as much as the next goy. But even Jews who don’t celebrate Christmas deserve credit for helping the world celebrate the holiday. In fact, my Christian friends, you may want to think about sending your Jewish friends thank you notes instead of seasons greetings cards. Here are some of the Christmas songs,  films and major players brought to you by the Jews.
WAR AGAINST CHRISTMAS TERMINATOR
In case you didn’t know, the War on Christmas was declared over by Fox News. The winner is Christmas and the loser is Political Correctness. But the man who scored the victory was a Jew.

Fox News contributor KT McFarland kvelled to America’s Newsroom host Martha MacCallum about the December 15 CNN GOP debate: “At the very beginning, everybody put their hand on their heart and pledged allegiance to the flag, and at the end, [moderator] Wolf Blitzer wished everybody a Merry Christmas. So guess what, political correctness is dead.”  McCallum responding by declaring, “The War against Christmas is over… Put a nail in it from last night!”  Co-anchor Bill Hemmer, concurred, shouting from off camera, “We won! We won!”

CHRISTMAS MAJOR PLAYERS

Jesus Christ! (The original birthday boy!)

Brought to you by his Jewish mother, Mary. Since we Jews always get blamed for Jesus Christ’s death, we should really get some credit for his birth!

CHRISTMAS MOVIES

Holiday Inn Directed by Mark Sandrich

White Christmas Directed by  Michael Curtiz.

Love, Actually  Directed by Richard Curtis

A Christmas Carol (the 2009 remake with Jim Carrey) Directed by Robert Zemekis                                                     

5 creepy Merry Christmas messages from the Right Wing

image via Instagram
image via Instagram

As we all know, the Right Wing has single-handedly defeated the non-existent war against Christmas. And they still have time to send out Merry Christmas greetings that are totally creepy. Come to think of it, they may be the behind an unintentional war against Christmas because these scary and sad social media shout messages are pretty much the worst PR Christmas could get. So (try to) enjoy!

Newt Gingrich’s Merry Christmas card: dead behind the eyes. 

via instagram
via instagram

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Christmas songs, movies and traditions you didn’t realize were Jewish (Jew’re Welcome)

Irving Berlin and Tony Martin via wikimedia
Irving Berlin and Tony Martin via wikimedia

Merry Christmas! As a Christmas-Tree Jew, I like Christmas just as much as the next goy. But even Jews who don’t celebrate Christmas deserve credit for helping the world celebrate the holiday. In fact, my Christian friends, you may want to think about sending your Jewish friends thank you notes instead of seasons greetings cards. Here are some of the Christmas songs, films and major players brought to you by the Jews.

CHRISTMAS MAJOR PLAYERS

Jesus Christ! (The original birthday boy!)

Brought to you by his Jewish mother, Mary. Since we Jews always get blamed for Jesus Christ’s death, we should really get some credit for his birth!

CHRISTMAS MOVIES

Holiday Inn Directed by Mark Sandrich

White Christmas Directed by  Michael Curtiz.

See the rest at RawStory