Morning Jew

Published on November 29, 2013June 24, 2014 by khalperLeave a comment

Oy what a week.

The government shutdown brings honest racism. Lady Senators end the shutdown with a temporary compromise. We’re sure the Hadassah sisterhood and Sen Boxer must have been involved; Alec Baldwin ends his New York talk show with Jewwy Seinfeld. We find out how many Jews are there in America? Also: these burning questions answered: Does it matter if there’s a difference between Republicans and Democrats? We get rabbinical on democracy’s ass.

Will we have a shutdown every 8 weeks?

Why does this have to do with the gays?

Will the Tea Party make the US look more like Israel?

We reveal the true Jewish conspiracy to rule the world : The Comics of Zion

Morning Jew

Published on November 27, 2013June 24, 2014 by khalperLeave a comment

This week we find out if best-selling author Malcolm Gladwell’s new excitement about Christianity rather than science is good for the Jews.
Also, science now proves that Ashkenazi Jews are all descended from 4 women and that Jews might be whiter than we thought.
Finally, an undercover Orthodox divorce torture start-up gets busted. You thought your divorce was a pain in the ass? Talk to Ariel and Yaakov, who just might put electrodes on your genitals to convince you to grant your wife a divorce. All on this week’s morning Jew.

Morning Jew

Published on October 11, 2013June 24, 2014 by khalperLeave a comment

In which Katie Halper and Heather Gold @Heathr discuss the government shutdown, Woody Allen, Sinead O’Connor’s letter to Miley Cyrus,and the historical importance of bras for Jewesses.

Here is the Michael Steele video Katie made.

Morning Jew

Published on October 9, 2013June 24, 2014 by khalperLeave a comment

morning Jew 5 9/26/13

Iran’s Rouhani says the Holocaust happened. Probs. Not that he’s a historian. Iran also adopts law allowing men to marry their adopted daughters as young as 13. It’s good for one Jew.

Ted Cruz filibusters Obamacare with traif.

Canadian writer and U of T Prof David Gillmour won’t teach any women. Or gays. Or Chinese. Or Canadians. Which would include him. He only wants a guy’s guy.