Fox New is Obsessed with Finding Your Porn Name

Today on Fox News’ America Live, Megyn Kelly revealed she’s a little obsessed with… porn names. It all started when the host was setting up a story about an alleged scandal regarding former EPA Director Lisa Jackson using the alias of “Richard Windsor” in private emails.

“We’re going to speak with a lawyer who first blew [no pun intended, I’m sure] the lid off this story. Without this guy… we might never have known that Lisa Jackson also went by the name of Richard Windsor. That was her [Lisa Jackson] alias, which is the name of a pet and the name of her street that she grew up on. Which I think technically is what you do to get your porn name … So, you go by your first pet’s name and the first street you ever lived on and then that would be your name if you ever decided to venture into naughty films.

But that wasn’t it. Later on, Boston Herald columnist Michael Graham asked Kelly what her porn name was, to which she responded, “It’s not good. Noah Ardsley. No one wants to see that.” But Kelly shared the more titillating porn names of Fox News contributors Monica Crowley and Julie Roginsky: “Monica’s is Muffin Hunt and Julie’s is Peanut Metropolitan.” Now we’re talking.

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