Romney Says He’s Cares About Americans, Not the Very Poor.

In a stunning demonstration of his lack of empathy, tact and political savvy, Mitt Romney confirmed all of the accusations that he is privileged and out of touch with most Americans and specifically insensitive to the hardships so many Americans are currently experiencing.

I particularly love the way he suggests that the very poor are not “Americans.” And of course the great irony, as Think Progress points out, is that Romney wants to cut the very programs– which are already insufficient– he claims take care of the poor.

Read the rest at Feministing

Three Reasons I Wish I Could Quit You, Susan Koman or Why I’m Happy I Bought My Breast Cancer Awareness Smith and Wesson Gun!

Yesterday, Lori  blogged the then-breaking news that the Susan Koman Foundation woul stop funding Planned Parenthood’s breast cancer screenings, bowing to pressure from ironically named “pro-life” groups and their ironically named “pro-life” new Vice-President, Karen Handel, who unuccesfully ran for Governor of Texas on an anti- Planned Parenthood campaign. Since the Foundation’s cuts will mean a loss of hundreds of thousands of dollars that would have gone mostly to breast examx, these organizations and this creature, are less pro-life and more anti-life, pro-cancer and, ultimately pro-death.

Of course, people are encouraging donating directly to Planned Parenthood, or other great organizations. Sure, not having women dye in back alleys is great. Giving women who otherwise couldn’t afford breast exams is great too. But the truth is, I don’t know if I have the budget for any donations. I would have to dip into my monthly allotment for Sally G Komen products. And I’m not sure I am prepared to take that radical step.

Read the rest at Feministing

Top Ten Greatest Moments of the South Carolina Primaries

Originally posted on The Nation

1. The biggest shock of the night is that it’s a Saturday night and MSNBC isn’t screening Lockdown.

2. #DontBother is trending on Twitter. I’m pretty sure that was Twitter talking to Mitt Romney.

3. The Romney rally does the wave, demonstrating just how in touch the Romney campaign is with the American people… circa 1997. The empty Mitt Romney podium visible as we wait for the Governor to arrive serves as the perfect Mittaphor: it’s there, and it says Mitt Romney, but there’s nothing actually behind it.

4. Ron Paul shows up in an outfit that suggests he’s trying to steal some of Rick Santorum’s sweater vest thunder and says: “[crazy, crazy, crazy, something smart on foreign policy, crazy, crazy, crazy, something smart on special interests, gold is good, end the fed, crazy, crazy, crazy].”

5. Rick Santorum comes out (sans sweater vest, which may be the reason he lost). He proclaims that he and his grandfather are among the people who hold on tightly to their guns and Bibles. But in the case of his grandfather, I’m pretty sure he means he holds on tightly to his hammer and sickle.

6. Chris Matthews delivers absolutely terrible news to Florida when he says that Gingrich “is gonna hit all the erogenous zones down there.”

7. Newt surprises world by not coming out on a litter carried by poor children.

8. Newt calls out the elites. Because nothing screams salt of the earth more than a man with a Tiffany’s habit.

9. Newt also demonstrates how in touch he is with the American—and specifically South Carolinian—people, by dropping an always-resonant Saul Alinsky reference.

10. Obama supporters worldwide pray that Florida is just as racist as South Carolina, that they find a moderator of color and that the moderator brings up Gingrich’s affairs.

Top Three Right-Wingers of the Week: ‘Information’ on Newt Gingrich’s Black Father and Other Goodies

originally posted on The Nation

The right wing is filled with hate and insanity, but every now and then someone does something that manages to shock even the most jaded observer. This week brings us three particularly over-the-top right-wing nuts. First, there’s James David Manning, a New York City pastor and birther—did I mention he’s black?—who has “inside information” about Newt Gingrich’s black father. The inside information is actually an inference based on his deductive reasoning and Gingrich’s middle name: “Newt’s real name is Newton Leroy McPherson. Nobody on the planet names their children Leroy except black people, just like nobody on the planet names their sons Hector except Hispanic people.” Newt Gingrich being “miscegenated,” as Manning puts it, by a white mother and “a liberal but educated black man” explains why Gingrich is so “erratic.” “But that ain’t all,” says the pastor, who goes on:

“Mitt Romney? His name is Willard! WILLAAAAARD! I think that he’s probably the son of a pyscho and that’s why he acts the way he acts. And I believe that Willard has some black blood in his too…. Somewhere down the line.”

Manning even hypothesizes about the circumstances under which Newt and Mitt were conceived. Demonstrating a fetish for hot rich-white-women-on-black-sleeping-car-porters romance, the man of the cloth fantasizes that

“these politicians’ and rich people’s wives used to take these long train rides and these sleeping car porters didn’t have anything to do, the women were bored…and the black sleeping car porter Leroy and Willard, they were there serving coffee and tea with their white jackets and black pants on. And Mrs. Romney and Mrs. McPherson took ’em in the sleeping car. These black men in the sleeping car.”

The NRA Video on Sasha and Malia the NRA Doesn’t Want You to See

The NRA’s callous insensitivity is truly impressive. They remain unwavering in their fanaticism, despite gun massacres that have ravaged the nation. Earlier this week, a month after the tragic shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School, they released an adorable app, for ages four and up, which allows you to practice shooting at coffin-shaped targets with bulls eyes over the head and chest. Yay! But yesterday, with their latest move, the NRA has really outdone itself. And that’s saying a lot.

Yesterday’s video calls Obama an elitist hypocrite because of his stance on guns in schools. Remember, after the Newtown shooting, the NRA insisted that the solution to gun violence was more guns and an armed guard in every school. Obama, however, has said that he is “skeptical that the only answer is putting more guns in schools.” So that is the “logical” “premise” behind the video in which the omniscient (just like the NRA!) narrator asks the viewer:

Are the president’s kids more important than yours? Then why is he skeptical about putting armed security in our schools when his kids are protected by armed guards at their school? Mr. Obama demands the wealthy pay their fair share of taxes, but he’s just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security. Protection for their kids, and gun-free zones for ours.

Read more and see the video at Jezebel

Personhood Starts With Paul Ryan’s Jizz

Wisconsin Congressman, Romney running mate, and widow’s peak cultivator Paul Ryan has again cosponsored the Sanctity of Human Life Act, which would grant “all the legal and constitutional attributes and privileges of personhood” to a “one-celled human embryo,” even before implantation. The only problem is that a one-celled human embryo doesn’t exist. Looks like this bill needs a solid edit — no problem, that’s what we’re here for.

As Robin Marty at RH Reality Check puts it:

Let’s just be clear that there is no such thing as a “one-celled” embryo, because the embryonic stage follows first on the zygote or fertilized egg, which develops into a blastocyst, which then develops into an embryo… and is not “one-celled.”

Read more at Jezebel

Why I <3 George Michael (and bigots hate him)!

Some people who clearly have difficulty with the whole What Would Jesus Do idea, prayed for the death of George Michael as he battled an pneumonia. I liked his twitter responses so much, I’m posting them below but above that  I’m posting them into a full paragraph so they are easier to read.
Happy 2012 my lovely boyz n gelz, hope yours was as heartwarming as mine..My sister cooks the most fantastic roast dinner you can imagine, old friends shirlie and martin kemp were there, my new man and.. a great friend that I hadn’t seen for years completed the picture. Doggies and christmas lights, Ab Fab on the box, only thing missing was.. the weather. Fookin ‘ell it was 16 degrees celsius down our way! The fires were lit but we had to leave all the doors and windows open !! which felt strangely fraudulent..
did you know that while I was fighting for my life in Austria there were a bunch of those lovely American ‘Christian’ … organisations, who call themselves “Christians for a Moral America”,who were actually taking the time to pray for me to die…check this out… Radicals Condemned for Praying for George Michael to Die (@Christianpost.com) global.christianpost.com/news/radicals-…How very sweet of them, considering how busy they must be on the whole.. Now don’t get me wrong, I know for a fact that many devout christians, such as the ones I work rest and play with on a daily basis, are…. truly wonderful, kind hearted men and women who take the best parts of that religion and live admirable, generous and loving lives. But In my opinion, and i think made evident by those who prayed for my death, there are others who use their twisted interpretations of… ancient scriptures as a pathetic excuse to be…….wait for it, wait for it…….! Totally fucked up cocksucking bastards. And not in a good way…….!  Oh my GOD that felt good……I must be getting BETTER ! Ok, I admit it, I’ve downed a couple of glasses of vino……life is GREAT ! I’d better go for dinner before I get in any more trouble. Love to you all, may 2012 be the BEST year we’ve known, not the last, after all x

George Michael

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I’d better go for dinner before I get in any more trouble. Love to you all, may 2012 be the BEST year we’ve known, not the last, after all x
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Ok, I admit it, I’ve downed a couple of glasses of vino……life is GREAT !
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I must be getting BETTER !
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Oh my GOD that felt good……
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And not in a good way…….!
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Totally fucked up cocksucking bastards.
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ancient scriptures as a pathetic excuse to be…….wait for it, wait for it…….!
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But In my opinion, and i think made evident by those who prayed for my death, there are others who use their twisted interpretations of…
George Michael
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truly wonderful, kind hearted men and women who take the best parts of that religion and live admirable, generous and loving lives.
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Now don’t get me wrong, I know for a fact that many devout christians, such as the ones I work rest and play with on a daily basis, are….
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How very sweet of them, considering how busy they must be on the whole..
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Radicals Condemned for Praying for George Michael to Die (@Christianpost.com) global.christianpost.com/news/radicals-…
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organisations, who call themselves “Christians for a Moral America”,who were actually taking the time to pray for me to die…check this out
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Speaking of which, did you know that while I was fighting for my life in Austria there were a bunch of those lovely American ‘Christian’ …
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My God. I should catch something life threatening more often if this poll is anything to go by! Heheheh!
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RT & Vote for @GeorgeMichael in the Virgin Media poll for best male artist. He’s winning with over 55% of the votes!!virginmedia.com/music/awards/b…
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which felt strangely fraudulent..
George Michael
GeorgeMichael George Michael

the weather. Fookin ‘ell it was 16 degrees celsius down our way! The fires were lit but we had to leave all the doors and windows open !!
George Michael
GeorgeMichael George Michael

a great friend that I hadn’t seen for years completed the picture. Doggies and christmas lights, Ab Fab on the box, only thing missing was..
George Michael
GeorgeMichael George Michael

My sister cooks the most fantastic roast dinner you can imagine, old friends shirlie and martin kemp were there, my new man and..
George Michael
GeorgeMichael George Michael

Happy 2012 my lovely boyz n gelz, hope yours was as heartwarming as mine..

My Andrew Breitbart Night…bart

Here are the photos of me with Andrew Breitbart from this summer. I had a twitter fight with Mr. Breitbart today, which reminded me I needed to post this!
On the first night of the Netroots Nation convention, As I walked back to my hotel in Minneapolis with my lefty all female entourage (Wendy Cohen, Negin Farsad, Amanda Marcotte), my all “right wing all male entourage”-dar went off and I noticed an inebriated Andrew Breitbart, stumbling the streets, with a Weiner resignation to celebrate. “Mr. Breitbart? Can I get a picture with you?” I asked, in an involuntary reflexive way, as if Breitbart had run into my knee with that thing they test your reflexes with at the doctor, and not almost run into me with his heft. “Out of love or irony?” he asked. Before I could respond, which I didn’t, he was by my side.

He reaches out to me but I deny him.

I reach out to him, but he is cautious, having been burned once, and recalling, I imagine, the wise words of George Bush: Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.
We achieve a mutual post-partisan trust and tacitly revel in our shared identity: “I’m from an elitist coast & was raised by secular Jewish left parents. You’re from an elitist coast & was raised by secular Jewish left parents. “
We are clearly excited. Look at our eyes. They are about to pop out of our skulls. He leans in with even more enthusiasm than before.
I would have loved to have bro-d down with him on how much the Democrats suck for walking into his trap and throwing Weiner under the bus. And I am convinced that he was perhaps one shot away from providing us with his own crotch shot. But one of his entourage  recognized Amanda Marcotte (thanks for being a rock star Amanda! Gawd!) and I got scared. I was also in shock.

Andrew Breitbart Gives me a Great Blurb!

Woot! I got called a PC totalitarian by none other than… Andrew Breitbart!

Newt Gingrich becomes the poster boy for adultery– literally!

Billboard of Newt Gingrich reads Faithful Republican, Unfaithful Husband

Sure, Rick Perry may have the endorsement of the racist, sadistic, and constitution-defying Sheriff Joe Arpaio. But Newt Gingrich has a very special endorser under his belt (no pun intended):  the pro-adultery dating website Ashleymadison.com. “The world’s leading married dating service for discreet encounters” whose motto is “Life is Short. Have an affair,” has endorsed the Newt in a billboard ad for its site in Bucks County, PA. The Billboard features Gingrich and the text “Faithful Republican, Unfaithful Husband. Welcome to the Ashleymadison.com Era.” If you’re looking for a poster boy– or billboard boy– for adultery, Newt Gingrich is your man! He has admitted to cheating on his wives, he’s on number three now, but chocked it up to his love for his country. In one particularly charming adulterous move, he delivered his wife divorce papers while she recovered from surgery from cancer and then married the woman with whom he was cheating on the wife.

Ashleymadison.com’s motives are pro-Newt and pro-adultery. Its founder explained

“Now that Newt is the leading contender in the race for the GOP nomination, we felt compelled to make a point to illustrate how times have changed when a serial divorcee/adulterer is capturing the hearts of the American people…. Gingrich proves that marital fidelity has no bearing on someone’s ability to do a job. Rather than judge him, Americans have finally embraced the reality that affairs are commonplace, and perhaps paradoxically, might be an indication of great leadership to come. He is not the first nor last politician who will step outside of their marriage.”  read the rest of the post here at feministing.